This is the question hounding the minds of [A]D&D’s players for millennia. Or something approaching that.
Well now, thanks to the Binary Bonsai I know.
And you can know too since I couldn’t resist downloading a copy and keeping it for posterity, so if you want to know the answer brace yourself and get this (8.5MB) .wmv clip with the answer (or just get it from the Bonsai if my puny little ADSL line is too clogged for you).
[Update: It turns out that after a few years I managed to get a grip and deleted the file. It was funny, though. :-)]