Everyone and his mother has already mentioned this but I’m a “me too” kind of guy sometimes and this is just too funny (and strikes too close to home) to ignore.
So what am I talking about? Charles Miller has a couple of articles in his weblog where he explains (and very convincingly so) why Microsoft is a cheap whore, Apple is a lover and Linux a psychotic ex.
The creepy thing about this is that on some higher level he is right on the money. Funny old world, heh?